Matt's 5

ten years ago I was.......
1. On a mission in Siberia, living in Krasnoyarsk
2. very cold
3. ten years younger, but still sweet
4. sleeping on a hardwood floor
5. buying groceries from the street market

5 things on my "to do" list.....
1. call my trainer
2. invent a financial derivative instrument to hedge against all potential losses while simultaneously guaranteeing double-digit returns regardless of global market conditions
3. Buy a house
4. return B. Bernanke's phone calls
5. replace the ink in the printer

5 snacks I enjoy.........
1. fruit by the foot
2. gushers
3. fruit rolls
4. Poppycock
5. licorice

5 places i have lived
1. Provo, UT
2. Raleigh, NC
3. Mountain View, CA
4. Redondo Beach, CA
5. Siberia, Russia

5 jobs I have had........
1. document scanner at SRS
2. Math Tutor
3. Accounting Clerk at KBYU
4. Advertising Sales at Informera
5. Account Manager at Cisco Systems

5 things I would do if I was a multi-millionaire........
1. Build a gigantic electric guitar made of either solid gold or solid cheese or both
2. Buy a huge guitar pick to help me play the aforementioned guitar
3. two words: Rocket Car
4. buy a huge swath of the ocean off the Atlantic, then build a submersible rocket machine to shoot a missile into the ocean floor & create a volcanic eruption, resulting in fresh untouched islands perfectly within the boundaries of my ocean. Then on my new island host the world's largest ping pong tournament.
5. Either buy a sandwich or GM and Ford.