Do you know the lyrics?

The girls and I were out on errands the other day and we had Natalie's favorite CD playing. She now has almost every song memorized but I noticed that she adds her own interesting lyrics sometimes. The best one was...

John Jacob Jingle Heimer Schmidt became John Jacob Jesus Joseph Smith!

I think I almost got in a car accident I was laughing so hard. There were some others but I'm suppose to be getting everyone ready for church. I'll post some more later.